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  1. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  5. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  10. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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