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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  3. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  4. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  5. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  6. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  7. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:58 PM
OK 43.134.23.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fbr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:58 PM
404 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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OK 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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404 104.210.140.xxx · United States Texas San Antonio · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southcentralus)
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