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  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  10. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

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