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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  5. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  6. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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