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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  6. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  7. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  8. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  9. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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