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  1. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  2. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  3. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  4. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  9. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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