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  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  5. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  6. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  9. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  10. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

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