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Today's Jokes

  1. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  5. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  9. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:58 PM
OK 43.134.23.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fbr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:58 PM
404 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://fbo*.shop/.well-known/security.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:55 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:55 PM
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:54 PM
OK 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:54 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:54 PM
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https://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:53 PM
404 197.211.59.xxx · Nigeria Lagos Lagos · GLO
https://hpl*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 19, 2026 3:53 PM
OK 5.83.214.xxx · United Kingdom England Redditch · Kuroit
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:52 PM
OK 5.83.214.xxx · United Kingdom England Redditch · Kuroit
http://hpl*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:52 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:52 PM
404 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://www.fcr*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 19, 2026 3:51 PM
OK 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://www.fcr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:51 PM
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http://www.fcr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:51 PM
OK 2a0a:4cc0:c2… · Germany Bavaria Nuremberg · NETCUP-GMBH
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404 2a0a:4cc0:c2… · Germany Bavaria Nuremberg · NETCUP-GMBH
https://alw*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:51 PM
OK 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://www.fcr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:50 PM
404 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://www.fcr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:50 PM
404 103.215.211.xxx · Afghanistan Kabul Qal'ah-ye Na'im · Rahanet
https://hwr*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 19, 2026 3:49 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://xbe*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:49 PM
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https://xbe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:49 PM
404 2001:4ca0:10… · Germany Bavaria Munich · Leibniz-Rechenzentrum
https://fbo*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:48 PM
OK 31.58.51.xxx · Poland Pomerania Chojnice · Chunkserve Mateusz Peplinski
http://lad*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:48 PM
OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://www.hpl*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:48 PM
OK 31.58.51.xxx · Poland Pomerania Chojnice · Chunkserve Mateusz Peplinski
https://lad*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:48 PM
OK 31.58.51.xxx · Poland Pomerania Chojnice · Chunkserve Mateusz Peplinski
http://lad*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:48 PM
OK 49.51.33.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://hpr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:47 PM
OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://fdu*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:47 PM
OK 43.165.170.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.hwr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:47 PM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://lqu*.shop/terms-of-service/ Jul 19, 2026 3:46 PM
OK 162.14.109.xxx · China Sichuan Chengdu · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.hap*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:46 PM
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http://www.fco*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:44 PM
404 168.100.149.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Ahrefs
https://hpr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:44 PM
OK 142.44.225.xxx · Canada Quebec Beauharnois · Dmytro, Ahrefs Pte Ltd
https://hpr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:44 PM
404 51.222.168.xxx · Canada Quebec Beauharnois · Dmytro, Ahrefs Pte Ltd
https://hpr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:44 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:43 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lqu*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:43 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fcr*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:42 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fcr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:42 PM
404 176.40.244.xxx · Türkiye Ankara Ankara · Turkcell Internet
https://hwa*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 19, 2026 3:42 PM
OK 110.42.208.xxx · China Shanghai Shanghai · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://www.fmo*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:39 PM
404 205.254.163.xxx · India Karnataka Bengaluru · Excitel Broadband Pvt Ltd
https://hpr*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 19, 2026 3:38 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fmo*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:37 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fmo*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:37 PM
OK 207.46.13.xxx · United States Washington Quincy · Microsoft Azure Cloud (westus2)
https://www.lra*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:37 PM
OK 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
http://www.hpr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:37 PM
404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
http://www.hpr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:37 PM
404 34.194.228.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
http://fcr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:36 PM
OK 1.12.70.xxx · China Guangdong Guangzhou · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://fun*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:36 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:36 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lfe*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:36 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lfe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:36 PM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://lfe*.shop/wp-content/uploads/1772/56/offre-2510458-lcs-court-breaker-gs-optical-white-june-chaussures-vertes-et-beiges-court-breaker-ado-les-magasins-a-paris-et-en-ile-de-france_0.jpg Jul 19, 2026 3:35 PM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://lfe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:35 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fro*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:34 PM
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https://fro*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:34 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lsq*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:34 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lsq*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:34 PM
OK 43.157.174.xxx · Brazil São Paulo São Paulo · Acevillepteltd SG
http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:33 PM
OK 85.254.112.xxx · United States New York New York · Bite code
https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:33 PM
404 2001:4ca0:10… · Germany Bavaria Munich · Leibniz-Rechenzentrum
https://fto*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:32 PM
404 34.86.101.xxx · United States Washington, D.C. Washington · Google Cloud (us-east4)
http://xbe*.shop/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.js Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
404 34.86.101.xxx · United States Washington, D.C. Washington · Google Cloud (us-east4)
http://xbe*.shop/media/system/js/core.js Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
404 103.125.177.xxx · Pakistan Punjab Lahore · KKNetworks
https://hhe*.shop/xmlrpc.php Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
OK 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://fbr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:31 PM
OK 43.130.40.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://fdi*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:29 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/sito/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/cms/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/site/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/wp2/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/media/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/test/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/wp1/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/shop/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/2019/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/2018/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/news/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/wp/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/website/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/wordpress/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/web/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/blog/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/xmlrpc.php?rsd Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/wp-includes/wlwmanifest.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
OK 34.145.40.xxx · United States Oregon The Dalles · Google Cloud (us-west1)
http://hwa*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fbu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fbu*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
OK 192.144.148.xxx · China Beijing Beijing · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://lra*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:27 PM
404 104.210.140.xxx · United States Texas San Antonio · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southcentralus)
https://www.fco*.shop/robots.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:26 PM
404 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://hwa*.shop/.well-known/security.txt Jul 19, 2026 3:25 PM
OK 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.hwr*.shop/ Jul 19, 2026 3:25 PM
OK 49.51.73.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
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