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Today's Jokes

  1. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  2. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  9. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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